Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Wasilla Holidaze

Bah, Humbug! She's back. That half-term quitter chick from Alaska. Nope, Sarah Palin's not tossing her Moose hunting hat into the Presidential race. But she's tweetin' and facebookin.' And--when her gut gives her the go-ahead--she may even do a little endorsin.' And she's got a whole lot to say about the lack of "foundational American values" the Obamas put in their Holiday card.

But the really big news: Sarahcuda's pitching another season of her Reality TV show.

Oh, is Santa slipping another big lump of coal in John McCain's stocking this year? You betcha!!

Oh, and don't be afraid to hurl a little fruitcake in the right direction.

Drive safe. Play merry. Think peace.



Johnny Fever's Hangover said...

You funny? You betcha? Happy whatever it is you funny, pagen loco lefties celebrate!

Fritz said...

The funniest spoof I've seen all season. Thanks!